In 1999 Danny got his first job in advertising. Selling coupon booklets, door to door, in the projects.

In 2012, Danny had his colon removed. And replaced with a plastic bag. 

In 2010 Danny had a mice problem. So he got a cat. Then he had a women problem. 

In 2015 Danny visited his in-laws in New York, and found painkillers in the medicine cabinet.

In 2000 Danny met his new hero, Phil, who watered the office plants by day and fronted a heavy metal band by night.

Danny has a sleeping problem--he wakes up at 3:30 every morning and cleans. Could this be supernatural?

In 2016 Danny got married. But he felt guilty spending money on a wedding after dropping $100,000 on a drug addiction over the last ten years.

In 1988, Danny was too inept to work a lawnmower. Now, almost 30 years later, he's still just as inept.

Danny is terrorized by a goth chick that he dated for 3 weeks. This after she came across his blog, years later, and read a story about their brief romance.

Part 3: Danny grows obsessed with Kate, gets admitted to the hospital, and finally moves back home to be in love.

Part 2: Danny flies Kate out to L.A. for a long weekend, and really knocks her socks off.

Part 1: Danny works as a producer's assistant in Los Angeles. He lives with 4 guys in a 2-bedroom apartment. It's a lonely existence. Until he meets Kate...