I Very Much Await With Impatience

From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 11.27.14
Subject: Hi

Hello! My name is Oksana. I will be fair - I am shy to write to you and don't know you will write to me or not. I have not enough experience in dialogue through the Internet, but I hope our acquaintance will be pleasant and interesting. What do you think? I will look forward your letter. I cannot write more now, but I will try to write to you more next time. Oksana


From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 11.28.14
Subject: re:

Hello Oksana! It’s good to hear from you. I’m glad you wrote. Tell me a little about yourself. Your OK Cupid profile says you live in Maine…how did you end up there? Are you in school? Work? PS – you are very beautiful.

Best,
Danny


From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 11.28.14
Subject: re:

Hello! It is very glad to see your letter! How are you today? My day was good. It will be very pleasant and interesting to me to have acquaintance to you. I live in small city Petrozavodsk. I want to warn that my intentions are serious. I think that my character is not character of the girl which searches only for flirtation, I want from life of more important things. If for you acquaintance is only game - I do not think that we with you approach each other. I was tired of games and people which think only about themselves and the interests. I hope you understand me... I am glad that you want know me better. I work as the teacher of children. I hope you will write more in yours next the letter. I send you my photos, I hope you like it. Unfortunately I cannot write more today, I have not enough time. I hope you will not be offended. But I was really glad to receive your letter. Your new friend Oksana.


From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 11.29.14
Subject: re:

Hello Oksana. Your town seems like a nice place. I looked it up online. It is very far away. Do you have any plans of coming to the United States? I don't think I'll make it out to Russia any time soon.

Your friend,
Danny


From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 11.30.14
Subject: re:

Hi dear Danny!!! All the day long thought as I will read your letter! Danny, I want to warn you, I not always can to write much because I write to you from Internet cafe, I have no computer at my home. But I will try every day reply on your letters, it is very pleasant to me to receive them from you. I have removed mine profile from OK Cupid site because was tired of bad people which write bad words. Because of messages with requests to send a naked photo or simply rough words. When received such lines - I was very much afflicted... Danny, now I will communicate only with you and I am glad to it. I do not ask you to communicate only with me too, but would be very grateful if you support me in it. This way we could develop our acquaintance. In this letter I send you a photo, the picture has been made when I walked. 

I wanted to tell a little about myself. I work at children's school of art. I teach in a sewing and knitting class, children in my class learn to do things of a fabric, the threads, even some clothes. In the childhood my mum has taught me to this creativity, it helps me to show my private world. I try to teach children in my class to show their feelings, their interests in their creativity. What do you think of it?

Danny, it would be very interesting to me to know more about you, you have a hobby? You would like to show your private world in any new art? Danny, I try to study better English, I hope at me it turns out. If I cannot understand some your words, I ask be not afflicted, I will try to be more attentive. Your friend Oksana


From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 11.30.14
Subject: re:

Thank you for the picture, Oksana. You are incredibly gorgeous. And thank you for only emailing exclusively with me, though I am not sure that is necessary just yet. If I may be frank, what exactly are you hoping to achieve through this correspondence? Are you looking to make a new pen pal? Or are you trying to flee from your country and gain citizenship in America through marriage? If it is the former, I’m not really interested. If it is the latter, I am totally willing. Could you come visit me for a week, so we could at least meet in person before we get married? I can make pasta and we can watch HBO. There are many shows you probably do not get in Russia.

Your future husband (hopefully),
Danny


From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.1.14
Subject: re:

Danny, Hello!!! How are you today? I hope all is fine! Today I looked news on tv. It seems to me there would be nothing more bad what to spoil mood. When you look news it seems as if the whole world gone crazy. What do you think about it? It seems to me news and tv is the good tool of influence on people. I will wait your letter and it will be interesting to me to learn your thoughts on my words. Oksana


From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 12.2.14
Subject: re:

Oksana…did you get my last email? It seems you did not answer my question. I’m curious about your intention, and if you are looking for marriage to gain citizenship to the U.S. Just to be clear—I am completely willing (if that is really you in those pictures). Please let me know. Danny

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.2.14
Subject: re:

Dear Danny!! Yes, I receive your letter. Danny, we have a statement that separation does feelings more strongly, but I think that separation this most difficult for feelings... What do you think of it? Danny, very much it is pleasant to me that I can come up with to your my ideas, I hope you treat kindly it. I will wait yours next the letter. Your friend Oksana

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.4.14
Subject: re:

Danny, Hi! I with impatience waited your letter. I hoped to read your lines. But I have not received your letter today. I hope all is fine with you and you just have no time for checking your a mail today. I will look forward your letter. Oksana

 
From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 12.5.14
Subject: re:

Dearest Oksana, news of world make me sad. Tonight I watch news of snow in Minnesota and I got so sad I pooped on floor of kitchen. But then I stick birthday candle in poop and make a cake, and it make me feel happy. I don't know if I can handle another winter.

I think I have great love for you. Please send me $8500. That would be nice to happen.

Your best friend, Danny


From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.6.14
Subject: re:

Danny, I smile when I see your lines!!! I looked forward when I can read your letter and at last I can make it! To come to cafe it would be necessary to spend about 30 minutes in a way. I spoke to you, I live in city Petrozavodsk. Usually it is a silent and safe city, but yesterday I was frightened. My way was about park, there some men loudly shouted. I think they were drunk, it is not pleasant to me when people accept a lot of alcohol and show aggression. But all was good, I have safely come back home. I try to be careful always.

Danny, what you think? What for you ask, that I have sent you money? And such a great sum. My salary is very small. I send to you to a photo on which I walk on park after work, I had a good mood. I like to walk in park, it helps me to distract from sad thoughts after long days. You take place, which helps you to distract from thoughts and to have a rest after difficult days? Danny, tell to me more about your city and your native land, it is very interesting to me. You take a favourite place where you have pleasant to rest? I like to walk in park, it always calms me after active and a hard time. Helps to bring in my thoughts an order and rest, helps to think of many things. Still I like to have a rest about water, it is pleasant sounds of fountains, it as if hypnosis for me when I hear a fountain sound as if the whole world stops and waits when I will stop to fly in my thoughts. Danny, probably my words have brought to you a smile, simply wanted to be more open in conversation with you. Oksana.

 
From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 12.7.14
Subject: re:

Oksana my dear, I have think of you in the deepest wee hours of the night. I wonder...what it is you seek? Do you search friendship? Do you search true love? I would like to tell you story of small town Russian hero. Man is name is Ivan Drago.

Ivan Drago was boxer. Violent man. Tall, rippling, spiky frosted hair. Russian parliament want Drago to be international hero, so they send him to United States where he fight Apollo Creed and hurt him bad, kill him blood. James Brown sing a song. But wait. Apollo friend, Rocky Balboa, travel to Russia to fight Drago. Rocky much smaller, and Italian, but great hair. Small Rocky train in snow, train hard he did. When fight come small Rocky beat big Russian Drago in 10 rounds knockout. Big Russian Drago on lots of steroids. He tire quickly. He not real. All bluster. All show. Big Russian hero fall hard. Small good hair Italian win big.

What do you think of this? When will I meet you? I may love you like Russia love Drago. Who knows? Fight go 10 rounds???

Please don't ever do steroids. Make ding ding shrivel, small like prune!!

If love come down to you or Janet Jackson, you win love.

Danny 4eva

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.8.14
Subject: re:

Hi, Danny!!! I looked forward your letter! My day was good today. I spend time with my friend, she is unique my close friend. Her name is Irina. We are on friendly terms since the childhood as if I know her all life and she as if the sister for me. We very much like to spend together time! Wanted to tell to you about my friend, she married 6 years. Now she and her husband Vitali plan to get the child, I think at them there will be a fine kid! Her husband works as the driver of the truck. He works much and sometimes he leaves for some weeks the house and when comes, spends houses some days, and again leaves to work.

How does your day happening? Your friend Oksana

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.9.14
Subject: re:

Danny, Hi! I with impatience waited your letter. I hoped to read your lines. But I have not received your letter today. Possibly you are very busy? Oksana

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.11.14
Subject: re:

Hi, Danny! I was upset because have not received your letter today... You had not enough time and have not checked up your mail? Yours Oksana

 
From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.15.14
Subject: re:

Dear Danny, your letters are very much silent. I am upset to not hear to you, my heart is sad. So much sad. Today there are men that take my father to city for crimes he say of that he is innocent. Russian Federation had steal my mother’s jewelry and other things, say they will set to the house in fire and burn down. My father tell me how much he loves me all this time. Tomorrow he is to be executed in front of public. So sad!! Danny, I try and make good walk by water fountains as to distract from thoughts but military is to make blockades. I cannot write any longer today. I hope to hear more from you soon.

Oksana


From: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.17.14
Subject: re:

Dear Danny, this will be final letter. There is much friendship I have for you. But now my home is gone. Strange men take my sister Svetlana and put her on shiny plane and take her up into stars. My fear is great that shiny plane come down and find me. I am upset to not hear from you any longer. I must go now. Your Oksana

 
From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 12.20.14
Subject: re:

Oksana, are you there? Please write back and let me know you’re okay. I will await with impatience. Love, Danny

 
From: mrvades@gmail.com
To: oksa1990@newintcafe.com
Date: 12.23.14
Subject: re:

Oksana, it is almost Christmas, and I can only assume you are dead. If so I hope you are sitting in that great internet café in the sky, wearing a cable knit turtleneck and sipping a latte. I have gone back and reread all of our letters, and I think you are a wonderful person. It is too bad we couldn’t have met in person. We have a lot in common. I also like to take walks to clear my head, to distract me from the stress of life. Do you have iPods where you come from? Ignore that question. You don’t (didn’t) even have a computer.

You have taught me much about the simple life. In my part of the world there is much complaining. People complain about snow, about jobs, about boyfriends and girlfriends, about traffic, about the president, about vacations, about the commercials in the Super Bowl, about everything. It is (was) refreshing to know that someone so hopeful and humble exists. It makes me both happy and sad.

Your last letter implied that aliens abducted your sister and were possibly coming back for you. If that is true then I am hopeful. After the initial body probes you will teach these aliens about love and all the good of humanity. Then perhaps one day you can ask the aliens to fly their spaceship to South Boston and we can finally meet in person. Tell the space men that they can probably land their ship on Castle Island. Oksana, I truly hope this is the case. I anxiously await for you with impatience.

Eternally Yours,
Danny

 
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To: mrvades@gmail.com
Date: 12.23.14
Subject: Message Failed

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